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Face it, you're Addicted to Boyd (25001- and up) Posts: 39301 10/02/06 07:13:35 Administrator Keeper of Billy's scruff, his magnificent hairy chest, rosebud lips & manly sideburns	Tags : None WELCOME EVERYONE TO THE FIRST ANNUAL BBB PEOPLES CHOICE AWARDS! JOAN RIVERS: Hi everyone! Joan Rivers here on the Red Carpet of the First BBB People's Choice Award Show and we are here to see all the big stars, the nominees, what they are wearing and more importantly... who they are with! JOAN: OH and here are the first two! Our host for this evening, Sean Astin and Mr. Peter Jackson himself! How wonderful for Mr. Jackson to support the BBB! JOAN: Oh and right behind them is Twiddlebop also known as Kathleen looking stunning as usual! She never disappoints us on the Red Carpet! JOAN: And just stepping out of the limo is Watcher AKA Karen looking gorgeous in a Vera Wang! BEAUTIFUL! JOAN: And look who's arriving on the red carpet now and looking quite handsome. It's the King himself, no, not Elvis, but Aragorn.... Mr. Viggo Mortensen.... and ladies, he's alone! JOAN: And right behind him is the ever beautiful Em! Simply beautiful Em! JOAN: And there is no mistaking this hunky wizard! Wearing a fashionable, yet kinky chainmail tie is Sir Ian McKellen! JOAN: And who is that I see, is it? YES, it is Crsty1961 or Cindy! Cindy's usual understated beauty always amazes me! JOAN: Right behind Cindy comes Sparklewitch AKA Tina! What a beautifu gown! JOAN: And here comes our second favorite late night Scot, the dashing Mr. Craig Ferguson. JOAN: And here is one of our many nominees this eveing, it's Pippincheerio AKA Sara. JOAN: Wait...just...a second! Who? WHAT? Is that Nicole Ritchie? No, its... Gollum?? Who invited him..... her? And what is with that outfit? Seriousy Gollum who dressed you, Ballerina Barbie? And for God's sake, have a sandwich, girlfriend! JOAN: And here is what we have been waiting for! A hobbit reunion! So nice to see all the boys together again! JOAN: Oh... and I also see coming up, the beautiful Moderator of the BBB, Chancey Ann and her lucky date, Johnny Depp! JOAN: LOVE THE KILT JAN!! And bringing up the last of the Red Carpet are the two lovely administrators, Bondensbabe AKA Elaine and Pippins Penny and I see that Mr. Boyd is escorting both lucky ladies in! "Why's he looking at me like that?" Billy Boyd to me when he signed this famous Berlin picture for me at ORC 2005.
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Face it, you're Addicted to Boyd (25001- and up) Posts: 39301 10/02/06 07:14:16 Administrator Keeper of Billy's scruff, his magnificent hairy chest, rosebud lips & manly sideburns	We enter the beautiful auditorium and everyone settles in their seats and sips champagne which is flowing freely. The light dim and Sean Astin appears on the stage. Sean enters(stage left) to cheers and applause from the audience. He bows. SEAN: Good evening, and welcome all to the first(and we all hope, not the last) award ceremony. Yes, it's here, The People's Choice Awards for the Billy Boyd Board. Now, as my good buddy, Billy would say......... He turns nervously at the sound of hissing at the side of the stage, and then turns back to the audience. SEAN: Anyway, as I was saying... More hissing. Then the audience erupts as Gollum bounds onto the stage. GOLLUM:"Traitorsss. My awardsss. Mine. Preciousss." Sean looks at him incredously. SEAN: You're... You're supposed to be DEAD! Gollum draws himself up to his full height, and spits in the general direction of Sean. GOLLUM: Dead? Us dead? No precioussss. We are THE HOSTessss. He turns towards the audience and smiles sneakily. GOLLUM: Ladiessss? Sean purses his lips, and glares at Gollum. SEAN: Gollum he says, very quietly, trying not to grin as Gollum cocks his head to one side. GOLLUM: Yesss, fat hobbitssesss? SEAN: Go away, and never come back. There is a loud AWWW from the audience as Gollum slinks off stage, his eyes gleaming. Sean turns back to the microphone. SEAN: Before we begin tonight I have to read a disclaimer. Groans from the audience Now, now! All voting was overseen by the law firm of Dewey, Cheetham and Howe and all ballots were sealed in hermetically sealed enveopes and NO ONE knows the winners or the outcome of any catagory other than the those from the law firm, not even the administrators of the board. Okay, now that that business was taken care of... ON TO THE SHOW! Huge applause and cheers from the audience "Why's he looking at me like that?" Billy Boyd to me when he signed this famous Berlin picture for me at ORC 2005.
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Face it, you're Addicted to Boyd (25001- and up) Posts: 39301 10/02/06 07:15:00 Administrator Keeper of Billy's scruff, his magnificent hairy chest, rosebud lips & manly sideburns	SEAN: Without anymore further ado. Here's a real treat for you. With the nominations for the Fan Fiction awards. Mr Frodo himself, my very good friend Mr Elijah Wood. Elijah enters to thunderous applause. SEAN:Hugs Elijah But first, I would like to take this opportunity to say that the war in Iraq is still unresolved and I believe... Elijah interupts ELIJAH:Uhh, sorry to interupt you Sean, but I think we really need to get going here, we have a lot of nervous nominees and a very long show here! SEAN: But... oh okay. Sorry. ELIJAH: Thank you Sean! Gollum, long time no see buddy! Its an honor to be here on the Billy Boyd Board. Im so impressed with the talent displayed by these writers and just a little shocked and embarrassed with some of the slash stories. You girls are so naughty. Can I have all your addresses later?" Elijah's blushes slightly. ELIJAH: Tonight, our first category is Best Overall Slash Writer The nominees are... Pippins Penny Bomdensbabe This should be a close race. Im so excited! And the winner is.... PIPPINS PENNY! Congratulations! Penny comes onto the stage and accepts her award and a lovely hug and kiss from Elijah. Elijah smiles as she races off. ELIJAH: Our next category is Best Overall Het Writer. The nominees for this category are three very talented ladies Ambrosia and SlashDom pippincheerio I'm still trying to decide how someone named SlashDom was nominated in a HET catagory, but anyway the winner is SLASHDOM! Elijah gives Slashdom a big hug as she accepts her award and rushes off. ELIJAH: Our third very popular category features the best in NC17 Slash Fiction with these eight wonderful stories: "Fascinations and Needs" by Pippins Penny "Ramblings of a Loan Shark" by Pippins Penny "One Night in Berlin" by Pippins Penny "One Drunken Horny Night" by Pippins Penny "Billy's Firsts" by Pippins Penny "The Adventures of Marty and Perry" by Pippins Penny "Karaoke Wars" by Chancey Ann "Dom's Tongue" by Bondensbabe .....and the winner is "RAMBLINGS OF A LOAN SHARK BYPIPPINS PENNY! ELIJAH: Congratulations! Wow, I'm looking forward to reading that story! Next we present the Best NC-17 Het Fiction with these three memorable nominees: "Siren" by Ambrosia "The Contrary Marys" by SlashDom "Another Postcard" by Pippincheerio .....and the winner is THE CONTRARY MARYS BY SLASHDOM! ELIJAH: And now the Best R Slash Fiction stories are represented by these awesome stories and these are some pretty hot stories, believe me! The "Billy/Dom/Elly" Series by Pippins Penny "Undeniable Billy/Dom R" by Pippins Penny "The Apple of Merry's Eye" by Pippins Penny "Looking for Love" by Pippins Penny "A New Start" by Bondensbabe .....and the best slashy R writer in Billydom is..... wow, this is unbelievable folks! We have a 3 way tie. The 3 winners are UNDENIABLE, THE APPLE OF MERRYS EYE & LOOKING FOR LOVE all by PIPPINS PENNY! Penny comes up completely shocked and accepts her awards PENNY: coyly Umm can I get 3 kisses then? ELIJAH: Blushes SURE! Kisses her 3 times! Now, presenting the nominees for the Best R Het Fiction with these two unforgettable stories by the same author: "Butterfly Kisses" by Pippincheerio "Little Bird- The Daddy Billy Series" by Pippincheerio My guess would be that either way the winner is Pippincheerio, but the best story is BUTTERFLY KISSES by PIPPINCHEERIO! Come on up, Pip! Elijah hugs Pippincheerio tightly. ELIJAH: This next category was very popular and the stories were all great to read. The nominees for Best PG Slash Fiction are: "The Last Farewell" by Cecifal "Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered" by Cecifal "Seasons of Our Love" by Bondensbabe "Griffin and Pontius" by Bondensbabe "Silver (PG13)" by Pippins Penny "Memories" by Pippins Penny "Two of Us" by Chancey Ann .....and the winner is... yet ANOTHER tie! The winners are SILVER AND MEMORIES by PIPPINS PENNY! ELIJAH: Well ladies, It's almost come to the end of my catagories. Only one more to announce and than I'm history. The audience awww's. ELIJAH: Our last category is Best PG Het Fiction: and its represented by these four great stories: "Puppy Love" by SlashDom "When In Rome" by Ambrosia "Culture Shock" by SlashDom "The Other Side of Nowhere" by NurseatNight ....and the winner is.... Elijah giggles And another tie! The Winners are... WHEN IN ROME by AMBROSIA & THE OTHER SIDE of NOWHERE by NURSEATNIGHT! Congratulations ladies!! Elijah gives both excited ladies an award and a kiss ELIJAH: It was such an honor to be here tonight with you and congratulations to all the winners so far! * Screams and cheers follow as Elijah walks off stage waving.* "Why's he looking at me like that?" Billy Boyd to me when he signed this famous Berlin picture for me at ORC 2005.
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Face it, you're Addicted to Boyd (25001- and up) Posts: 39301 10/02/06 07:16:06 Administrator Keeper of Billy's scruff, his magnificent hairy chest, rosebud lips & manly sideburns	GOLLUM: Ladiesss, gentlemensss, good Smeagol is your hostsss, now. The fat hobbit..... uh.. we mean, Master Sean is indisssoposeded. GOLLUM GOLLUM!! Laughter from the audience, and then cries of "Shame" Gollum looks round, and then struggles to reach the microphone. GOLLUM: Whoss on next? Oh, yessss. Ladiessss. He's here, he isss. For tonights only, precious. Mr Dominic. We lovesss him we doesss. Screams of hysteria from sections of the audience as Dom comes onto the stage DOM: Ummm, thank you, ahhh Gollum? Anyone seen Sean? Anyway good evening everyone! I was asked to present my best mate with the BBB Peoples Choice Awards Billy categories, so without further ado, the beautiful members at the BBB voted on their favorite photo shoot of Bills and the nominees for Best Billy Photo Shoot is SFX Magazine Sundance, Newport, Dinard, BB.net shoot Leather pants Diesel Event 2005, San Diego ComicCon 2004 And the winner is THE SFX SHOOT! As Billy comes up to the podium, Dom hugs him and gives him a quick peck on the cheek much to the screams and whoops from the BBB members, Billy accepts the award, waves to the members DOM: quietly Ahhh Bills, you know how I feel about that shoot, course I think you look pretty damn good in all of them. BILLY: Yes, Dommeh, you made it quite clear how much you enjoyed that shoot! DOM: blushes Especially that one of you on the ground I uhh.. Ahem ok well then on to the next category! The next category is Billys Sexiest Role, and the nominees are The Loan Shark in Urban Ghost Story Sniper in Sniper 470 Danny Campbell in On a Clear Day Barrett Bonden in Master and Commander Frankie in Instant Credit DOM: And the sexy winner is. THE LOAN SHARK! Billy who has been standing next to Dom grins cheekily and accepts the award, his hand awkwardly touch Dom as he takes the award. After a seemly too long of touch, Dom reaches over hugs and kisses Billy again on his cheek. This time, the hug seems to last a bit longer. All members screaming hysterically. BILLY: Um ermm, thank you for this award, I try to be as sexy as possible in all my roles and I can tell you I was working overtime in that one! DOM: Forget Justin Timberlake, Bills here has brought back sexy! Am I right girls? Mass hysteria from the BBB audience Okay, okay Next nominee is for, awww... sarcasticly Sweetest Billy Role and the nominees are Danny in OACD Pippin Frankie Jamie DOM: All very sweet roles Bill. Any one a winner in my book, however the BBB has spoken and the winner is PIPPIN TOOK! Hugs Billy again, his hands roam up and down Billy back, they seem lost for a moment. Then Billy breaks away and straightens himself up BILLY: Thank you so much. I feel that Pippin really was a sweet and innocent DOM: But he was sexy too Bill! BILLY: Was he? DOM: You know he was! Remember that time we. Umm never mind! The next nominees for the Most Challenging Role to date, and the nominees are Jamie Holmes in Taggart Sniper Barrett Bonden Pippin DOM: and the winner is. JAMIE HOLMES Dom hugs Billy, kisses his cheek, misses and kisses his neck BILLY: I was very proud of this role as well, it was a challenge to play and I also learned a lot about Jamies condition as well. DOM: Well done Bill. I only wish I knew you then! Loved the hair too! Billy gives Dom a funny look Anyway, onto the next one shall we? Ahhhh yes, I know which is Billys least favorite, lets see if the BBB girls agree! The nominees for the Worst Billy Role are Jimmy in Julie and the Cadillacs Frankie Glen Barret Bonden DOM: and the winner or loser, as it were is. JIMMY CAMPBELL BILLY: Well! I am speechless!! pouts DOM: Aww Billy hugs him But YOU were great in that, and all that hair too! WOW! Billy laughs and pushes Dom off him. DOM: Okay, here is one for you Bill! The next category is Role Most Like the Real Billy and the nominees are Danny in OACD Pippin in LOTR Trilogy Sniper DOM: and the winner is. DANNY CAMPBELL Dom Hugs Billy, quickly kisses him on the lips this time Oh sorry, But I think there is a little Billy in all your roles. Dom smirks, looks at Billy and says There was even a little Billy in Merry wasnt there? BILLY: DOMINIC! Behave or they will never let us do this again! DOM: Sorry smirks again as the BBB girls are laughing and screaming, Dom tries to calm them so they can finish The next category is for the Role Most Unlike the Real Billy, and the nominations are Barrett Bonden The Loan Shark Frankie Jamie Holmes Pippin DOM: and the winner is THE LOAN SHARK Dom again grabs and hugs Billy. He kisses him again on his mouth and holds him for a moment before letting him go. A stunned Billy wipes his mouth and says BILLY:* Yes, well as Dom said, there is a bit of me in all my roles. And I am sure we all know to ALWAYS bring me the correct ice cream from now on, right Dominic? DOM: Submissively Yes Billy. Billy smirks DOM: Should I do the next nominees Billy? Billy nods yes DOM: Red faced Okay, the next nominees is for the Best Billy Role to date and the nominees are Pippin in the Rings Trilogy Danny in On A Clear Day Jamie in Taggart Gunner in Sniper 470 Bonden in Master and Commander Frankie in Instant Credit DOM: and the winner is. PIPPIN! After Dom hugged and groped Billy again Well I guess that was no surprise eh Bill? I think that was the role that had all these lovely young women fall in love with you in the first place. quietly I know it did me! BILLY: Well thank you Dominic. I want to say that that role certainly did change not only my life but all our lives. looks at Dom, their eyes lock, BBB members hold their breath. Dom finally manages to break away from Billys green hypnotic gaze DOM: Well then! We have a few more to go, next up! Most complex Billy Role, and the nominees are The Gunner in Sniper 470 Jamie And the winner is JAMIE HOLMES They both go in for the hug this time, holding each other, Dom appears to be whispering in Billy ear, but it cannot be heard over the screams from the BBB girls! BILLY: Yes, thank you again, both roles were quite challenging, but he does have a special place in my heart. again looks at Dom DOM: Ahem on we go! The next nominees are for Best Billy hair style in Movie Roles: Danny Pippin Frankie BILLY: Dom! Did you have anything to do with this? You and your obsession with my hair! DOM: Twasnt me Billy! It was these girls, besides, it IS okay to be obsessed here remember? BILLY: Alright, I am almost afraid which role won? DOM: it was a close call Bill, it was down to two, but the winner is PIPPIN TOOK! And I have to agree, a very sexy look for you Billy. VERY sexy! AND before you can interrupt, the next category is for Worst Billy hair style in Movie Roles and the nominees are Barrett Bonden Loan Shark Ross DOM: and the winner is.ROSS! BILLY: Okay, I am surprised, I was sure that Bonden would win that one. Given the way you teased me for months about my hair! And I already know how you feel about the Sharks hair, Dom. DOM: Well yes, umm The sharks hair was very. Suitable and tough and uhhh quite attractive in a hardcoresexyass way. Stares off for a moment, then shakes himself to normal Well, yes, then! AH! The next category! Best Billy Movie! Fellowship of the Ring The Two Towers Return of the King Sniper 470 Instant Credit On a Clear Day Master and Commander Seed of Chucky Urban Ghost Story Is there a doubt here to which one won? The winner is LOTR RETURN OF THE KING DOM: Moves in for a hug and kiss. Lingers. Billy finally pulls away BILLY: Thank you, I would have to agree, experiencing Pippin as he comes into his own adulthood and maturity was very rewarding. DOM: I also enjoyed experiencing Pippin as he came into maturity! smirks BILLY: How would you like to experience the Loan Shark again, Dominic? DOM: Promise? And I LOVE when you call me Dominic when I am in trouble. Stares dreamily at Billy BILLY: Get on with it Dominic! Glares DOM: YES, ok, the next nominees are for Billy- Scuffy or no Yes No And the winner by a hair is SCRUFFY BILLY! You know how I feel about your manly beard, Bill. BILLY: Yes, Dommeh, the exact same way I feel about your manly beard as well. DOM: I love it when you call me Dommeh too you know. Stares boldly BILLY: Stares right back Yes, I do Dommeh. DOM: Satisfied smirk again Back to the show, eh Bills? The next nomination is for your snappy attire Suit Casual DOM: .and the winner is CAUSUAL BILLY although I prefer something else all together BILLY: Yes Dommeh, I am well aware of what you prefer! smirks DOM: Is it getting hotter in here or is it just me? fans self with envelope Ok then, next nomination is for Billy biggest talent, and they are Actor Singer/musician DOM: and the winner is ACTING SKILLZ RULE! For me it would be a tie, Billy you are a man of many, many talents. BILLY: And dont you forget that! DOM: and now for the last nomination in your category, another hard one (pardon the pun). It is for Billys Best Quality. The nominations are.. His dreamy Eyes His adorable Mouth His whole face His charming Personality His sexy Body His amazing Talent BILLY: On with it then, Monaghan! DOM: and the winner is YOUR CHARMING PERSONALITY! Jumps up and grabs Billy, pulls him into a hug and kisses him on his mouth Yeahhhh that is one of my favorite things about you too Bill. One of the many MANY things I love about you. stares BILLY: Why thank you Dom, and I want to thank all the girls at the BBB for voting as well. Dom, my dressing room, NOW! BBB girls screaming like crazy as Billy grabs Doms hand and the both leave the stage waving with their free hands "Why's he looking at me like that?" Billy Boyd to me when he signed this famous Berlin picture for me at ORC 2005.
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Face it, you're Addicted to Boyd (25001- and up) Posts: 39301 10/02/06 07:18:13 Administrator Keeper of Billy's scruff, his magnificent hairy chest, rosebud lips & manly sideburns	Gollum stands on his tip toes as he tries to reach the podium GOLLUM:GOLLUM, GOLLUM! Orlando... is nexts, pretty, pretty preciousss Orlando... Gollum hisses as the audience gasps when Sean is seen hopping onto the stage. His ankles are still bound with rope, and a gag can clearly be seen hanging around his neck. He is untying the binds at his wrists as he hobbles closer SEAN: GOLLUM, you villian! Wait till I get my hands on your scrawny neck! Gollum screams, and scurries off stage. Sean comes up to the podium to more applause as he removes the final ropes. SEAN: clears throat Ladies and gentlemen. May I introduce a young man who is well known to you all. His meteroic rise to fame is well known, and richly deserved. One of the most beautiful people in show business, and ladies, don't all faint at once." Gollum bounds back on to the stage GOLLUM: Yesssss, fat hobbit! It's us. We iss sooo bootiful." The audience cheers him, and he looks around gleefully. Sean stalks over to him. Gollum cringes as Sean bends down and says something quietly in his ear. Gollum stares at him, his eyes gleaming, then turns on his heel and stalks off. Sean returns to centre stage. SEAN: Ladies and gentlemen. I would like to introduce the man who needs no introduction at all! To announce the Board categories for the Billy Boyd Board... Mr Orlando Bloom." Screams, shouts and applause as Orlando comes on the stage. He looks as delicious as always. He envelops Sean in a huge warm hug Orlando grins as he comes to the podium ORLANDO: Thank you Sean for that great, and interesting introduction. Lets get straight on with it shall we?" Applause from the audience ORLANDO:"The nominations for the Funniest Thread are Picture Captions Dirty Jokes (from the Brothel) Random Thoughts He winks at the audience ORLANDO: You guys have a Brothel?" Laughter and whoops from the audience ORLANDO: The winner is... PICTURE CAPTIONS Applause from the audience. Orlando looks up as he picks up the next envelope ORLANDO: Yes. Obviously a popular thread there. Okay. The next award is for the perviest thread. Well, you know in spite of his innocent face, Billy is very pervy" He winks at the audience, and some of the females scream. He grins. ORLANDO:The nominations for the Perviest Thread are as follows. Billy's Crotch thread Bottoms Sex Secrets What's the best form of? And the winner is... BILLYS CROTCH THREAD! ORLANDO: I think that is one thread here I really don't care to see, no offence Billy! Smiles Loud cheers. He takes some water, and then smiles. Some of the younger members sigh in ecstacy. ORLANDO: Your lovely administrators have told me that games are very popular on the BBB. So let's go to the nominations for the Best Game. Trivial Pursuit Last Letter first I'm going Camping (the new version). A-Z Movies Random Quotes The winner is... TRIVIAL PURSUIT! Loud clapping from the audience. Then they sit back and take a long drink of their complimentary beverages as Orlando continues. ORLANDO:The nominations for the Best Poll are quite long. Polls seem very popular. Here they are. "Who's the biggest skank? Started by Pippins Penny "Do you feel any different about Billy?" started by Bondensbabe Billy/Dom, or Dom/Billy? started by Pippins Penny How often a week do you come on the BBB? started by Bondensbabe Best Body? started by Bondensbabe. It seems to be a straight fight between both of our lovely administrators. So at least I will have the pleasure of kissing one of them tonight." The winner is... DO YOU FEEL ANY DIFFERENT ABOUT BILLY by BONDENSBABE Amongst terrific applause Elaine comes up to the podium and recieves her kiss, and a possible grope from Orlando. Orlando turns back to the audience with a grin. ORLANDO:I have heard that lots of people come on message boards and don't post. That seems a shame, they must like what they are seeing because we see you visit a lot! Anyway, here are the nominations from the BBB of the members that they would most like to see post. I know they would like to see all of you post! The nominees are... Vielen Justlikeheaven 70 Looneybird IaCat SaveaStarfish QuantumB Kleinikki ChrisLilly The winner is a tie! SaveaStarfish and Kleinikki!! Come on out of the closet girls and post! Orlando smiles, and his perfect forehead creases slightly. "I've never been asked to present an award to an emotioncon before" Laughter from the audience. ORLANDO:The nominations for the Best Smilieare... Vomit the wave Baby Boyd farley slapfest udawoman happyjoy bunch Billy Knickers The winner is.... why am I not surprised?! Okay, and for my penultimate award The nominations for the Most Used Smilie are... Juggly Baby Boyd 10 10 whoo hoo horny /shower happy/joy faint/thud Rollin hugs Orlando smiles. ORLANDO: That's quite some list. You ladies love your emotioncons, don't you?" THe winner is... ORLANDO: Nominations for the Least Used Smilie on the board is... Pre Menstrual The Car Attention FU POO Hellno Idea Bunch Blahblah Band USA Ezshit [/b] Orlando smiles and takes on more water. ORLANDO: The winner is another tie, and Lots of applause. Orlando puts on a sad face. Lots of AWW's from the audience. ORLANDO: I've got to go now folks. It's been great being here, and thanks for having me". he winks as the the younger contingent screams. "Why's he looking at me like that?" Billy Boyd to me when he signed this famous Berlin picture for me at ORC 2005.
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Face it, you're Addicted to Boyd (25001- and up) Posts: 39301 10/02/06 07:19:56 Administrator Keeper of Billy's scruff, his magnificent hairy chest, rosebud lips & manly sideburns	Sean strides onto the stage with a big smile. SEAN: Okay. Gollum has gone." Cries of "Shame" from the audience, and then laughter. Sean grins. SEAN: Ladies and gentlemen. Without further ado, the man we are all here to celebrate tonight, the man of the hour... Mr. William. Boyd!!!!" The auditorium is in uproar as Billy runs onto the stage, recieving a hug and a kiss from Sean. BILLY: Thank you! Thank you so much! I am here to present the final awards to the last catagory, the BBB member Awards! Let's get right to it shall we? First up is the award to the BBB Friendliest Member! And I know from what I have seen here that all the girls are wonderful and friendy, but we did have a winner! The nominees are... Pippins Penny bondensbabe, sarahe, Twiddlebop Sparklewitch lynnemezzo And our winner is PIPPINS PENNY Penny runs up to the podium and accepts her award and a kiss from Billy BILLY:* Well, that was nice!! She IS friendly! Hmmm, I see the next category is Most Spelling Mistakes Member. I am not such a good speller either so don't feel bad! The nominees are... Crsty 1961 Bondensbabe EmLN leasowesupreme And the worst speller winner is CRSTY1961 Cindy runs up and takes her award and shyly gets her kiss from Billy! BILLY:* I am really starting to like this! giggles Okay, the next category is... Member with the Most Typos. The nominees are... EmLn Bondensbabe leasowesupreme And the Member with the most typos on the BBB is ... BONDENSBABE! Come on Elaine, get on up here! Elaine runs up smiling with a red face accepts her award and her hug! BILLY:* The next catagory is the BBB's Most Devoted Member! And the nominees are... Pippins Penny Dance Lara Dance bondensbabe And the MOST devoted BBB member is... PIPPINS PENNY Penny steps up to the podium and takes her award from Billy and waves to the members and kisses Billy again! Billy smiles at the audience, and crinkles his nose. Huge sighs of delight from those on the front row. He laughs.* BILLY: Okay, here we go. The next award is for the Member that is Most Likely to use Smilies." He looks around as he picks up the envelope. BILLY:Very creative of you that is ladies. Anyway, the nominations are. Sarahe Kazethebreathofmusic Bondensbabe Pippins Penny And the winner is BONDENSBABE! There is a big burst of applause as the winner rises hurriedly from her seat, and runs up to the stage. Billy hugs her closely and plants a gentle kiss on her cheek. He smiles as she departs from the stage. BILLY: I'm seeing so much beauty here tonight. And that's not just Dom" Shrieks from the audience as he picks up the next envelope. BILLY:The nominations for the Best Icon on the Billy Boyd Board (hey that is such a tongue twister you know) are... Sparklewitch Pippins Penny Watcher 97 Crsty 1961 Scrufflove Dance Lara Dance. BILLY: Now as I was saying to Dom the other day" He winks at the audience. BILLY: Sorry. The winner is... PIPPINS PENNY Shouts of "Well done" from various parts of the auditorium as the winner makes her way up onto the stage. She curtseys to Billy who laughs and draws her into a hug. She kisses him lingeringly. Billy blushes slightly as he watches her going off the stage after a final wave to the audience. BILLY: Let me tell you, she was a very good kisser and I SAW that icon too! Naughty girl! Huge applause. He clears his throat, and takes a sip of water. BILLY: More creativity here. You know I have been amazed at the cleverness of some of you ladies. The nominations for the Best Signature Picture on the Billy Boyd Board are... Chancey Anne Laessiel Pippins Penny TingSK8 Billy laughs with delight. "Ting, Ting. I love it. Great." Anyway. The winner is CHANCEY ANN! He holds out his arms as Jan comes up on stage and sweeps her into a protracted embrace which she clearly enjoys. As she leaves the stage he pretends to mop his brow. BILLY:Warm work all this kissing. Now I am kind of scared about this award. He looks around him, as though he is going to beat a hasty retreat, and then begins to march up and down the stage. BILLY: It's okay, I'm looking for the nearest exit." General hysteria from the audience. He raises his hand. BILLY: Okay. The award for the Member Most Likely to Freak Billy Out. Will she? I wonder. (quietly). The nominations are. Pippincherrio Pickle Slash Dom BILLY: And the winner (get ready to run Boyd) is... a tie! the winners are... PIPPINCHEERIO & PICKLE He makes as though to run off stage as laughing the winners come on, they holds out their arms to him. Sara runs after him nearly tripping over her long skirt, and falls into his arms as he turns round. They hug, and he kisses her and Paula waits for her turn. BILLY: Wow, Most likely to freak me out! Just hearing that catagory freaked me out, but this next catagory is really scary..... Most Pervy Member How do you qualify for that catagory anyway? So, the nominees are... Pippins Penny Pickle Both wonderful names, by the way, but the most pervy winner is PIPPINS PENNY Congratulations, I think! And I can't say I am surprised judging by your icon and your fictions! Sorry we don't have a more pervy award for you. The Audience laughs, as Penny bends Billy backward and kisses him passionatly BILLY: giggles Ok, I guess you really are the most pervy member." This next group of nominees definitely fits this catagory for Most Unusual Username. I'm not even sure how to say some of these names, but they are Kazethebreathofmusic3 Buffaloswallowoman mybluewaterbottle and the lucky winner is KAZETHEBREATHOFMUSIC Did I say that right? Congratulations! Billy hugs the winner and hands her the award, as she kisses his cheek. BILLY: Next, we have the Best or Coolest Member Username and these are some pretty cool names, but this list.... it's soooo long. It's starting to read like the Glasgow phone book. Buffaloswallowoman The Future Mrs Billy Boyd billy admirer Laessiel PIPPINCHEERIO Bondensbabe Pipsqueeze Twiddlebop Scrufflove Weirdlittlebillylover Sparklewitch BILLY: Personally, I like all the Billy name references, and I'm rather curious about The Future Mrs. Billy Boyd, and slightly afraid of Weirdlittlebillylover.blushes The winner of the best, or Coolest User Name is SPARKLEWITCH! Congratulations! Billy looks around the room and smiles, as Sparklewitch kisses him. BILLY: Wow, so many kisses. Do I have the best job in the world or what? This next catagory is one of my personal favorites.... The Funniest Member. I love lasses with a good sense of humor and based on reading the Board, these ladies have it in spades. The nominees for Funniest Member are..... Pippincherrio. Sarahe Chancey Ann Lynnemezzo EmLN Pipsqueeze I think we should make them come up and say something funny when they win. Should we? Well, the funniest winner who must now come up and say something funny now is PIPPINCHEERIO Billy hugs Sara and steps back waiting for her to be funny. Sara kisses Billy and than does a victory dance. BILLY: Well done Sara, that was pretty funny. "Why's he looking at me like that?" Billy Boyd to me when he signed this famous Berlin picture for me at ORC 2005.
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Face it, you're Addicted to Boyd (25001- and up) Posts: 39301 10/02/06 07:20:40 Administrator Keeper of Billy's scruff, his magnificent hairy chest, rosebud lips & manly sideburns	BILLY: I want to thank all the members of the BBB for your dedication to both the forum and my career and your support of each other. You all are a great bunch of girls! Thank you and goodnight! The show ends to tremendous applause, and everyone runs round the auditorium taking pictures, and hugging and kissing the winners. Suddenly, Billy comes back on the stage looking a little sad. He holds up his hand for attention. BILLY: Hello again folks. There's just one more thing before we end. Some of you might have noticed that we are missing a few members of the Billy Boyd Board here tonight. In fact a very devoted member Sarahe has been unavoidably detained by the authorities and hasn't been able to make it. Something about inappropriatey groping me on the red carpet? Loud Aww's* and Shames from the audience, and stunned looks from the administrators. Billy smiles.* BILLY: We are off to go post Sarahe's bail and spring her form the hoosgow! And hey, there is always next year. Thank you one and all for attending this great evening. We hope to see you all again next year." He waves as he goes off stage, and then comes back on again leading Dom by the hand. Elijah, Sean and Orlando follow, and they all bow. Uproarius applause and screams from sections of the audience. AUDIENCE: Gollum, Gollum. We want Gollum" He slinks on, gives Sean a quick worried glance and then looks around in glee. GOLLUM: Ladiesss, gentlemenss. Thank youssss." The guys and Gollum applaud the audience and the curtain falls. "Why's he looking at me like that?" Billy Boyd to me when he signed this famous Berlin picture for me at ORC 2005.
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Face it, you're Addicted to Boyd (25001- and up) Posts: 39301 10/02/06 08:16:59 Administrator Keeper of Billy's scruff, his magnificent hairy chest, rosebud lips & manly sideburns	I would just like to thank everyone who voted for me! I wish I could find my muse and write more. Thanks again and I hope you all enjoyed the show!! "Why's he looking at me like that?" Billy Boyd to me when he signed this famous Berlin picture for me at ORC 2005.
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Billy Devotee (401 - 2000 Posts) Posts: 762 10/02/06 08:23:39 Keeper of Billy's shoulders&biceps	WELL DONE ALL!! Congratulations to all the nominees and winners. Now let's head to the after-party for some and and !! (That first picture of Gollum was )
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Face it, you're Addicted to Boyd (25001- and up) Posts: 39301 10/02/06 08:27:20 Administrator Keeper of Billy's scruff, his magnificent hairy chest, rosebud lips & manly sideburns	I'm with you! Lets party!!! "Why's he looking at me like that?" Billy Boyd to me when he signed this famous Berlin picture for me at ORC 2005.
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Boyd Adventurer (2001 - 5000 Posts) Posts: 4436 10/02/06 09:22:44 Keeper of Billys smile and kiss	Great job you guys!! Oh and thanks for my award. All though there is nothing shy about me when it comes to Billy!! My lj:www.livejournal.com/users/crsty1961/
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Billy Devotee (501 - 2000 Posts) Posts: 1901 10/02/06 10:59:53 Keeper of Billy's green guitar and giggle	Me? Funniest member? Well, shucks, folks, I'm speechless. Thank you to all who voted for me and, to conclude, I DID NOT FREAK BILLY OUT!! ...At least, I don't think I did...Hmm...Okay, maybe a little. But it was a good freaked out. At least he didn't run away from me. Anyway, that was fun. We should totally make it annual. Fur sure, rully. ~Sara~ Hobbit Habits: My Livejournal
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Face it, you're Addicted to Boyd (25001- and up) Posts: 39301 10/02/06 11:11:49 Administrator Keeper of Billy's scruff, his magnificent hairy chest, rosebud lips & manly sideburns	Thanks everyone! For some reason, the Orlando part had a problem and did not show up, it is in now! "Why's he looking at me like that?" Billy Boyd to me when he signed this famous Berlin picture for me at ORC 2005.
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Billy Devotee (501 - 2000 Posts) Posts: 683 10/02/06 15:23:38 Keeper of Billy's sweet charm and beautiful mind	THAT WAS ONE AMAZING AWARDS SHOW!!!!!!!!! Definately the best I've ever been to, with all these wonderful people on and off stage!! I've cheered my head off! Congratulations to all winners, and girls, you all looked spectacular on that red carpet!!!!!! Off to the after party now, to end this glorious evening in an appropriate state of inebriation and circulate among the beautiful... see you there... make sure to leave some champagne for Sarahe!!! And DO behave, you never know who's watching Oh, one more word before I go: Penny, what on earth is the matter with your muse? Just imagining what Billy and Dom have been up to earlier tonight should do the trick??? Or how about this entire night from a Billly and/or Dom POV?? This was a great report. Thank you! Love, Anita
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Billy Devotee (401 - 2000 Posts) Posts: 762 10/02/06 16:07:48 Keeper of Billy's shoulders&biceps	How wonderful!! Billy agreed to sing for us at the after party!
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Face it, you're Addicted to Boyd (25001- and up) Posts: 39301 10/02/06 20:51:52 Administrator Keeper of Billy's scruff, his magnificent hairy chest, rosebud lips & manly sideburns	YAY! Billy singing was more than I could have ever asked for! My muse did grant me a few moments with Billy and Dom (the Billy and Dom part was mine!) But I WANT IT BACK! I have ideas I just have no ability to write! "Why's he looking at me like that?" Billy Boyd to me when he signed this famous Berlin picture for me at ORC 2005.
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Boyd Adventurer (2001 - 5000 Posts) Posts: 2572 10/02/06 21:16:18 Keeper of Billy's snuggles and his surfboards	That was a great awards show. Well done! Congrats to all the winners! "I'm just a squirrel trying to get a nut!"
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Billy Devotee (501 - 2000 Posts) Posts: 683 10/02/06 22:35:00 Keeper of Billy's sweet charm and beautiful mind	Penny!! What's wrong with you sweetness!! ::sends inspirational, creative vibes::
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Face it, you're Addicted to Boyd (25001- and up) Posts: 52868 10/02/06 22:53:35 Administrator Keeper of Billy's Portrayal of Bonden, Billy's pint of lager and Griffin	Well I got up especially early this morning to join in the after show party, and then the internet wouldn't let me. Still here I am now. So pleased that everyone who attended enjoyed themselves. Well done to all the nominees and to the winners. Oh ladies, I have bought Gollum home with me, so he is quite safe.
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Loyal Boyder (12001 - 16000) Posts: 13542 10/02/06 23:01:32 Keeper of Pippin's Curiousity and Fool of a Took.	That was awesome!!!!! Congratulations everyone who won!!! It was well deserved. I'm very impressed on the presentation as well. I haven't laughed so much in a long time. Thank you!!!
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Billy Devotee (501 - 2000 Posts) Posts: 1447 10/03/06 00:09:35 Moderator Keeper of Billy's Perfect Profile	Mr. Depp and I were also at the after party. Johnny decided he needed his beauty sleep, so we left. As we were already late, we didn't do much partying..... Got to see the boys sing.... Told a few jokes to Dom.... hugged Billy.... said hi to a few of the other guests.... ignored the press outside and blow off the Hilton Sisters, who had crashed the party anyway. Thank you for the best signature win. I'd like to thank my agent, Barry, the Mom and Dad, all the people at Disney [who had nothing to do with this, but Johny insisted I mention them], and lastly, my dear friend, Johnny who makes me laugh. blows kisses to him Still round the corner there may wait a new road or a secret gate, And though I oft have passed them by a day will come at last when I shall take the hidden paths that run, West of the moon and east of the sun." - Hobbit song from "The Return of the King"
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